“If you sit down and your butt cheeks touch the chair, then yeah, its too short.”
The other day I was contemplating wearing this pair of shorts out. It was one of those denim high-waisted shorts that would look on par with any trendy Lookbook out there. The only problem was that this was Malaysia, and people don’t see things in “vintage” or high-waisted or fashion statements, they just see shorts, and legs, and que nasty look from tutting aunties.
So as a default security check, I asked one of my girlfriends this question, “How short is too short?”
To which she replied the opening line, which made me laugh, which then prompted a series of funny replies, which then further propelled me to ask more people just how short is too short, just to see what they say!
The list is a pretty amusing one, so here are just what some had to say:
Girl Friend 1: ” IF no camel toe… you’re good…”
Girl Friend 2: “See la if got muffin top… if got muffin top wear anything also tak jadi la…”
Girl Friend 3: “I don’t fancy the Korean Girl look to be honest. Like the shortest I would go is hmmm… how Linny wears her shorts I guess? Shorter than that ain’t nice to me…Then again, I never wear it in public sooooooo whatever tickles your fancy la! Just don’t look like a hoe… hahahah”
Girl Friend 4: “The short thing depends on the person one lo. But can see butt cheeks confirm too short.”
Girl Friend 5: “Yeah if you can see your ass cheeks, then that’s wayyy… too short… yeap.”
Girl Friend 6: “If you’re a hoe you’re a hoe la. Doesn’t matter what you’re wearing, anything you wear will be hoe-ish…”
Sister: Its all about proportions. Long top with shorts is okay. or longer bottoms, with short sleeves. Just NOT too much at one time.
Mom: LIKE THIS! “does hand chop motion to my skirt and thighs* …. IS TOO short.
Me: ………………… haah?! this is too short ah?!
Mom: MM. *nods*
Guy Friend : Haha actually I think it depends how tall you are
Tee Jowee: Aiyo y u give sensible answer?
Guy Friend: Cause we only notice hot pants, when there are long legs
Tee Jowee: So no such thing as too slutty meh?
Guy Friend: Slutty is when you have ‘JUICY’ written on your butt
Guy Friend: Hot pants is hot pants
Guy Friend: Comfort & nice for us to see
Guy Friend: Win win
Yeah, there you have it guys, just some things, SOME people have said about it.
What say you?
Feel free to be witty.
